Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top. <3

 

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

yourfavouritecharacter-isdead:

please don’t unfollow me 
here have a snickers 

image

you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry 

lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child